Jonasu no shinzou Name: Jun Ming
English Name (unregistered): Jonas Ho
Nicknames: jun..., ming..., jun dick, jun pet, "Ching ming Zhuar" in hokkien means Tissue paper...-_-"
B'dae: 13th September 1988
Place of Birth: Mount Elizabeth Hospital, Singapore
Horoscope: Virgo
Current Status: Single (It will be for a long period of time)
My Email: exodus_genesis88@hotmail.com (Add me in your Friendster!!)
Current School: Hillgrove Sec Sch (A GREEN sch, can't wait to leave this sch!!)
My Nature: An almost full-time slacker, laze around when there are opportunities. Can fall alsleep damn easily...
Special Techniques: Able to sleep within secs, not lying to ya, i have evidence! Able to sleep anytime, anywhere, anyhow...no matter in toilets, shitting, standing, sitting, squating or in whatever positions, Guranteed!! Can u do that?? hehe...doubt so...I'm a Human Snorlax!! Muahahaha!!
Collections: Cars and many many many CARS!@!@!! Toy cars, die-cast cars, car models...and even SBS buses..etc, etc...Past collections are phonecards and any cards i can pick up in anywhere, currently collecting Bottles, bottles of any kind...but kinda slow in it...
Saying:
Anata no koe ga shiteru, makenaide tte koe ga suru. Kimi no shiawase ga boku no, shiawase datte kotoba omoidasu.
I can hear your voice, a voice saying don't give up. I remember the words, your happiness is my happiness.You are currently listening to:-
Prologue
[It will take a while for the music to play]
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Friday, February 13, 2004
New background music!! LaLaLa...
Here goes, the lyrics for my new background music...By Kubota Toshinobu...Nice song for me, love it...although its in jap...well, as long as the song is nice, it doesn't matter whether the lyrics r in eng or jap...enjoy...
Song Name: LaLaLa Love Song
Sung by: Kubota Toshinobu and Naomi Campbell
Maware maware merry go round
Mou keshite tomaranai youni
Ugoki dashita melody
LA LA LA LA LA LOVE SONG
Wanna Make Love
Wanna Make Love Song, Hey Baby ......
dosha buri no gogo wo matte machi ni tobi dasou
Kokoro ni furu ame ni kasa wo kureta kimi to
[Mappira!] to yoko muite honne wa urahara
Demo sonomama de ii otagai sama dakara
Meguri aeta kiseki ga
You Make Me Feel Brand New
Namida no iro wo kaeta
(And I Wanna Love
That's Brand New)
** Iki ga tomaru kurai no amai kuchizuke wo shiyou yo
Hitogoto mo iranai sa tobikiri no ima wo
Yuuki wo kureta kimi ni tereteru baai janai kara
Kotoba yori mo hon'ki na LA LA... LOVE SONG
Wanna Make Love
Wanna Make Love Song, Hey Baby ......
Shiranu ma ni otoshiteta chiisa na kakera wo
Sukima naku dakiyose hada deta shikame au
Uchuu no mienai yoru
You Are My Shinin' Star
Kamawanai kimi ga mieru
And I Wanna Be Your Shinin' Star
Maware maware meriigoo round
Mou keshite tomaranai youni
Ugoki dashita merodei LA LA ... LOVE SONG
Tomedonaku tanoshikute yarusenai hodo setsunakute
Son'na asa ni umareru boku nari no LOVE SONG
Tameiki no mae ni koko ni oideyo
** REPEAT
LA LA LA .....
Wanna Make Love
Wanna Make Love Song, Hey Baby......
Posted at 04:28 pm by jonashi
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Friday, February 06, 2004
Alrighty, jus came home, today, sch is boring as usual...and i thot can go watch the netball tournament to support the gals, but who noes, they say we cannot go at the last minute, sux rit? But its ok, can go home rest...but abit bored...so many ppl not around...hmm...and to my surprise, i'm havin 4 tests NEXT WEEK!!! Mon: Physics Test, Tue: Geog Test, Wed: None, Thurs: Maths Test, Fri: History Test...AHHH!!!! So many!! Plus history and geog is in the same week!! Those 2 r really topics which need to memorize alot...somemore hist is testing on Structured Essay Qns...*sigh* Wad a pain...All these r gonna kill me...aargh...Today is a boring day...very dull and empty..wondering why...hmm, i tink tt's abt it, jus tinking Sec 4 is gonna make me go bonkers someday...Ciaoz!!
Posted at 05:51 pm by jonashi
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Nokia Phones Updates...w00t
Alrighty, doin some Nokia and Jap Phones updates here...these Nokia models r definitely not seen in Singapore yet...dunno wad is the model, but shld be a cool fone frm wad i see, looks sporty and modern...Enjoy..



Fitness Monitor:


Posted at 12:41 am by jonashi
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Alrighty, I'm BACK!!! Will do much of updating and blogging starting frm now, had been quite busy wif some work and stuff goin on...so I was on Hiatus...Apologize for tt...Hmm...lets start off from today...Well, rainy day...kinda...Hav to stay bac for chinese enrichment lessons, *sigh*, stay until 3 plus, prepared to go home, tt daryl call me stay bac fer sj training, goodness gracious me, when i thot i could go home, he broke all my hopes...made me stayed until 5 plus doin nothin he oso happy...call him read up on first aid dun do footdrill coz jere and segaff isn't here...he dun wan, so wasted time...sick -.- Well, nothin much happened today, jus a normal school day, will update more stuff, stay tuned!!
Posted at 12:04 am by jonashi
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Sunday, January 04, 2004
Let Kerpal Talk! (Listen to the background)
Prank Call (Perhaps Logi's Favourite?)
Kerpal calls to another guy: Your daughter kicked my dog! You kicked my dog!
The Conversation:
Hello.
Hello, is Abtar there?
Who?
Abtar.
Can I ask who's speaking please?
This is Kerpal.
Who?
Kerpal.
OK, one moment please.
[Daughter calls Abtar . . .]
Hello.
Hello.
Hi de.
Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.
Pardon?
Your daughter come to my house today,
Uh-huh.
And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation.
She kicked your?
She kicked my dog!
She kicked your dog?
Yes.
Which daughter?
The one who just answered the phone.
[Abtar checks with his daughter . . .]
No.
What?
No.
Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it?
I don't know. She didn't said.
She did! She's lying! She's lying to you, f**king guy!
Where, where from you speaking?
I am speaking from my house.
Where you live?
Down the street from you.
Huh?
You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to f**k her!
[mumbles]...ohhhh, you lie I dunno..
Don't lie, you f**king guy.
Hey, why? Don't talk like that!
F**k you! You know damn right what she do!
Yea, she let but who kicked your dog?
Your daughter kicked my dog.
Which daughter?
YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!.......[quietly]..you bastard.
[Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone]
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah?
Why you kick my dog?
Hello, can I ask who's speaking please?
You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal.
Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal.
Yes, you do. You kick my dog today.
Dog?!
Dog!
We don't even-we don't misber--
You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail.
OK, where the hell do you live?
I live on your street.
On my street?
You know!
You say that one of us have kicked your dog?
Yes.
Where abouts do you live?
You know damn right!!
No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you.
[under breath] Yes you do.
Why? Where the hell do you live?
[under breath] You don't ask dumb question.
You live on Marative?
No,you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to go to jail.
You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell-
You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me. [under breath] I am going to kill you.
You 're going to kill us!?
No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to rush you!
[says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal] Ok, you just go ahead, OK, because we don't know what the f**k you're talking about.
You don't ever tell me to 'f**k'! You say bad word!
Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof...
F**k you, you, you do not tell me f**k you! OK you? You know?
Please just get lost OK, because we're fed up.
F**k you. You are going to jail.
We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscene-
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you!
Don't tell me to shut up, I did not-
Shut up! You stink!
Oh, you stink too!
No, you don't-
You stink too!
I do not stink!
I think you do!
f**k you, Just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink!
[she hangs up].
Posted at 04:01 pm by jonashi
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Damn that MRT Operator...!!!
Alrighty people!! This is another update done by "Can-Can MoMoGu"!! Since when...hmm...had so much bad luck yesterday...This fateful day, after my CCA, i went to West Mall to have my lunch together wif some other frens....So far So Good....den after eating, i bought Bubble Tea and put it in a plastic bag...and i took it into the MRT Station...That damn MRT Operator was already glaring at me wif that Bubble Tea, but i couldn't care less...jus went on wif me sipping the drink...Guess What, i took that sip on the MRT Platform...thought tt they wun spot me drinking, but tt damn camera was jus infront of me, well, caught red-handed...went down wif tt damn MRT Operator to the Control Station...ok, he asked for my particulars...and my EZ Link Card...fine, gave it all to him, asked and pleaded him to give me 1 more chance...but no chance given!! He wrote me a SUMMON FORM!!! HE fined me...for $30...sounds little rit? That was the minimum penalty...the maximum was $500!! But he said wif his decayed and rotten mouth, it all depends on the jerks in the (PSA Building - LTA - Where i'm gonna pay my FINE!!)...What rotten luck is this??!! I still have to buy my handphone!! And have to give money to those jerks for these stupid reasons...was very angry wif the summon...reading what tt pig-ass idiot wrote in the form, felt like tearing it...den went back to the platform to take a train home...den saw tt "lamo" segaff...he gave me tt stupid xpression...felt like squeezing his nuts!! Kept my summon form immediately, i muz not let him noe wat happened to me in the station jus now...or else, i would be a grand laughing stock to him!! So jus gave him some fake smile to cover up my guilty xpression...Such an embarassment yesterday...Well, I'm gonna hate the following words: "FINE", "Bubble Tea", "Control Station" and "LTA"...it sux!! TOTALLY!! Went home, and got a good and nice fucked-up scolding!! Frm my parents...all the nagging and stuff...can't stand it...Well, my sis laughed at me for it...Had my show of stupidity yesterday, and i had enuff...Gave me all these trash...ok, i noe i've sinned alot by saying so much vulgarities jus now...i din want to say it, but all jus came out frm my mind and straight to here!! I couldn't help it, coz was too angry...and irritated...I'm Sorry...Amen -.-
Posted at 03:43 pm by jonashi
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Friday, December 26, 2003
New Background Music Lyrics
Ok...here comes the new Background Music Lyrics...Its sung by Mariah Carey, a Christmas song!! Its called "All I want for Christmas Is You"...This song can be found in her Christmas Album "Merry Christmas", although its not a very new song, but its a nice one...find this song very nice and blends the Christmas atmosphere very well...Enjoy!!

Title: All I Want For Christmas Is You
Sung by: Mariah Carey
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you...
You baby
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You...
All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need -
won't you please bring my baby to me...
Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You...
All I want for Christmas is you baby... (repeat)
Posted at 11:51 pm by jonashi
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Season's Greetings: Merry Christmas To ALL!!!
Greetings!!! I noe this is abit more of a belated one, well, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!! Ok, i wasn't at home for yesterday coz stayed overnight in my cousin's house, hmm...so din update blog, Had a fun time in Orchard on Christmas Eve!! Went to Samantha's house to celebrate Christmas and Countdown in Orchard later...Quite alot of ppl went, but very lazy to name them all...Erm, actually, i din go, but jeremy keep calling me go, den i no choice, have to go...But it was fun, and i bought a last minute present to exchange present, coz everyone have to buy one, but got no time to buy, so asked jeremy helped me to buy, i tink it was a box of chocolates...hehe, i dun even noe wad i bought actualli...Yeah, tt day was really a UNLUCKY DAY!!! Coz i went to meet juan and jenny in Jurong...they already bought the turkey, bacon and log-cake and stuff for all...so they took a taxi, so i went to meet them after tt, they were already in the taxi...well, fine...all was still fine until tt damn taxi car went spinning around and lost control during halfway of the journey!!! And 3 of us din even put on seatbelts...i was sitting at the side, i nearly knock my head onto the glass window...coz the taxi simply lost control, and ya noe y? Coz the taxi has got no BRAKES!!! The brakes broke off!!! So the car could not stop...and the taxi driver, yeah, fortunately, he pulled the handbrake just in time, if not, we would have crashed into other cars and onto the tree...and fortunately, he was not speeding...So the taxi finally came to a rest...WE NEARLY DIED!!! Really...it was damn shocking and scary...worse than a roller-coaster ride...That was the "FIRST" Christmas Present even before reaching Samantha's house...But Thank God, we were all fine and well before the real accident really happened...Then, the driver let us off at some drop-off point and we waited for another taxi coz he hav to send tt damn rotten brake-less taxi for car-towing...Of course, he din ask a single cent for the taxi fare...tt was some kind of good as well...hehe, so we waited for another taxi, coz we were already at Bukit Batok, from there go Panjang is faster, hence, the taxi fare is cheaper!! Hehe...well, luckily the next taxi we hailed has got brakes and all of the essentials of a car...we put on seatbelts, yeah, suddenly, we became so kia-see...but no choice, really got a damn great scare frm tt rotten taxi...Den after we got off the taxi and reached her house, while walking into the void deck, suddenly, from on top of the building, a stupid damn rotten ball was dropped down and it nearly hit us!!! Wad f**kin LUCK is this??!! Simply dun understand...how unlucky...rotten luck we had tt day...for Christmas Eve...So we were late for the party coz they r all waitin for us...hehe...But we risked our life jus to go her house, they ought to be thankful...lolz..After eating the dinner, damn full...den they still wanna the "Zhong Ji Mi Ma"...the password and number game...the penalty for the game is to mix some food together and the victim will hav to finish them all up...its alot...but anyway, we had fun during the game...after the game, its kinda late, so we quickly stop the game and went to Orchard for Countdown...the gals took a damn long time to change, actually, there is no need for them to change at all...hehe, den when we reached Orchard, its some long traffic-jam tt we encountered...so we alighted at Far East...if not, we will be jamming inside for long...It was very rushing as we were rushing to the FUNFAIR area...but jeremy and I walked too fast and got separated frm the rest, so we count down outside Isetan...after the "10, 9, 8...3, 2, 1, 0" stuff...everyone jus dash across the road and start splurting those "white" stuff on everybody...and i was the victim, practically, everyone was the victim...Hmm...after tt, were all long stories...In all, i got damn filthy dirty coz those ppl jus can't stop splurting those stuff...coz i hav to leave after tt, my parents come fetch me home, so jus left the rest...hmm...reached home at 1 plus in the morning, was my first time to see so many ppl in Orchard...tt's pretty surprising!! After reaching home, went into a deep sleep...zzZZzzZZzzZZ *poof*!!! The next day...Christmas!!! Merry Christmas!! Yeah, my dad went to the airport coz he got business stuff to settle overseas...he took a plane on Christmas!! And my sis was in Australia spending her Christmas there...only my mum and I were left in Singapore tt day...den my mum brought me down to my cousin's house and stayed overnight there...my cousin just bought a puppy home on Christmas Eve...Gosh, the pup was damn cute!!! He's jus like a soft toy!! If got chance, i will take a pic of it and put it in my blog...coz its really damn cute...its a Papillon puppy...had alot of fun playin wif the pup, and the way it barks was damn cute too!! Hehe...going bonkers beocoz of the pup...oh yeah, and the pup was named "Pryce"...my cousin named him tt...weird name...sounds like "NTUC FairPRICE"...lolz...Well...today is 26 Dec...well, i went home after sleeping for 1 night in my cousin's place...coz wanna use my com...hehe...addicted to it...my mum din come home wif me coz she wanna play mahjong so she stayed 1 more night there again...and i will be sleeping in the house tonight by myself!! Woohoo!! can do wadever i want and sleep at watever time i want!! No Nagging!! No more fuss!! hehe...playin Christmas Carols to myself was kinda lame too....but i'm fine wif it...i can on the speaker to the MAX!! And no one would give a damn abt it!! I feel like i ruled the house today...as if i'm the king of the house!! Ok...time to stop...think this 1 is a rather long entry eh? Hmm...finish my pail of words alreadi...hmm...Once again, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

Posted at 11:39 pm by jonashi
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Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Some cute and funny stuff!!!
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
My sis is off to Australia...kinda miss her...
Alrighty, time to do some blogging...hmm, i'm feeling better now...but of coz, not perfectly fine...yesterday, went to Changi Airport to send my sis off..coz she's goin to Brisbane, Australia for 2 weeks wif her boyfren's family...well, good fer her, coz she onli need to pay for the air ticket, free lodging and free food coz she is staying in her boyfren's mother's fren's house in the countryside, coz those 2 angmo frens r kinda rich so they even bought the Movie World tics for all of them alreadi, how nice, i noe the tics for Movie World is kinda ex...so good fer them!! Well, kinda miss her, my parents and i were at the airport watching her plane departing succesfully den we leave the airport...stayed in the airport for quite a long time...yeah, ate my dinner in the Food Court, and the food court was a BOMB!! The food there is damn ex!! Even a plate of hainanese chicken rice will cost u around $6-7...i ate the Spaghetti there, its quite nice, cost me $6.80...ok lar, expected the price...a can of drink there cost $2.50!! So ex...will nv eat in the Airport again, daylight robbery, lolz...Hmm...kinda bored without my sis at home...the house looks so empty, coz my parents aren't at home now...Anyway, i still hav tonnes of Holiday Hw not completed, gotta complete them fast...but i jus hate doin them....so boring...ok, nothin much to say now...gotta end here...May God Bless her to have a smooth journey to Australia. Amen.
Posted at 10:41 am by jonashi
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